"A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once."

"A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives."

"What you don't know can hurt you, only you won't know it."

"Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough to become good at it."

"Man and wife make one fool."

"Don't put off for tomorrow what you can do today because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.
If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.
If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.
    -- Chinese Proverb"

I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then natural selection reared its ugly head.